Prayers For Cristina Yang

A new episode of Grey's Anatomy means another hilarious Grey's Anatomy recap by BHJ from MamaPop, this time in 40 bullet points:

7). Yang asks Owen if he loves her or Teddy and Owen pauses too long. Dear Owen. When a woman asks you if you love her and you're not sure, say "Yes" and figure it out later. Yang mutters that she's done. You can't pause, Owen. You didn't survive in Iraq by pausing, dumb ass.

9). Yang gets in an elevator with Gary Clark and I am shitting my pants. I got on my knees and launched into a repetitive "Don't kill Yang" mantra. Jenna said I better confess in this post to praying for Yang or she'd tell on me in the comments. I wasn't praying. I was willing Gary Clark not to kill Yang with the power of a repetitive mantra. It worked.

11). My daughter wants to know why I was screaming "Don't kill Yang" and I told her to get her ass back to bed. It's a lock down.

30). Owen discovers Gary Clark holding a gun to Yang's head, demanding her to let Shepherd die. But Yang has too much integrity. She can't stop operating. She'd rather die than let a man die on her operating table. If Gary Clark kills Yang, I will find him and snap his neck with my bare hands. Fiction and reality blur. I need a pill.

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Cristina Yang Is A Jewel

A new hilarious MamaPop recap by Yang-aficionado BHJ is out and here is an excerpt:

Here we go. Owen wants Yang to move in with him. This is a dumb idea that I bet he never cleared with his therapist. Crazy people are always looking outside themselves for quick fixes. But Owen needs to get his issues resolved and his meds straight before he even thinks about living with a woman as exquisitely complex as Yang.

Yang is a jewel. Owen is a nut.

But before she'd move in with him, Yang demanded that Owen clarify his feelings for Teddy, which activated his Iraq complex, which makes all the veins pop out of his neck. Yang's lucky that he didn't choke her while screaming "GEORGE BUSH SOLD MY BLOOD FOR OIL AND YOU'RE GIVING ME HASSLES ABOUT TEDDY?!? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU WHEN I LOVE YOU?!?"

But he didn't. He freaked about not knowing how he felt about Teddy because she was all wrapped up in the war and dead bodies and I can't remember what else. The gist is that he blew it when he needed to say "Teddy? Teddy who?" By the by, Teddy was on the stairwell and heard Owen's whole frothy speech, no doubt setting aflame the dry kindling of her heart.

Yang's not moving in with Owen.

NOTE: If Yang gets shot and killed, I will not watch a single episode of Season 7 nor speak of this program ever again.

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Cristina Yang Is One Delicate Flower

Another hilarious Grey's Anatomy recap by Yang-lover BHJ has been posted over at MamaPop and here is an excerpt:

Then there was this lady who had a heart attack and her poor daughter had to hang with Yang, the last person you'd want your daughter with when you died. Or is she? As it turned out, Yang's Dad was killed in a car accident when she was little and she formed a sensitive connection with the little girl, assuring her that her Mom's death was not her fault. Then Yang fell to pieces in Owen's arms, crying, missing her Dad. This enraged me because Owen's so torn between Yang & Teddy and it's clear that Yang's a delicate flower who deserves so much better than that redheaded PTSD nutcase. FUCK YOU OWEN!

Sandra Oh is so good at falling apart and making me want to pick up her pieces and glue her together on a beach where we make out while the sun sets.

The entire recap is available here

Yanglicousness

Angelamermaid is back with another great episode of her very funny and original Grey's Anatomy Captionized. Check out the sneak peek for episode 6.04:

For full episode go to Part 1 and Part 2.


And for more Grey's Anatomy recap fun, check out BHJ's hilarious Yangalicous recaps over at MamaPop. Click here for a recap of last week's episode, and here for the latest one (which is pretty awesome too).

Yangalicous!

BHJ on MamaPop is back with a brand new and very funny Yanglicious recap of the latest episode of Grey's.

Excerpt:

When Sandra Oh gets all choked up like that, I want to hug her and make her hot chocolate and protect her from evil. I would tell her to relax. I would tell her my motives were pure. I would tell her to trust me.
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BHJ will not be surprised when Sandra Oh finally files a restraining order.

Check it out here, peeps.

We Likey

If you have been following our site, you know what this means...

Angelamermaid is back with her hilarious recaps of Grey's Anatomy. Check out episode 6.01 of Grey's Anatomy Captionized here.

For more funny recaps, head on over to MamaPop for a bitchin' recap of last week's episode, even though the recapper might be dumping Yang for Arizona. Hey! He'll come around...